A full 36 hours since the end to an unbelievable Week 1 and not a peep on this board?
Then I offer to this humble league of failures a week 1 recap. And so:
Hottest, Beefiest Load Drop: Ricky Dale over the Aborted Fetus Club's hairy defeated chest by 65. Slovy had two-count-'em-two-i'll-say-it-again-two players in the negative with only one scoring more than 8 points. Ricky D was good for 2nd best in the league. When your opponent's kicker outscores everyone on your team except the QB, it ain't gonna be a good day. Slovy: not unlike these aborted fetuses in this "club" you did not win this week.
Estrogen Watch: Nick Brehmer. Broseph. 37. At least you're favored this week against the aforementioned Load Dropper.
The Viagra Award: Don Hewetson. San Diego just couldn't quiiiiite get it up the field enough to get you that XP you needed for the win. "Big Ben is Just Misunderstood" is ineligible for this award due to safety concerns.
Women's League Scores: Jessica 1. Ryan Allen 0.
League Week 1 Champion: Me. Mathematically expressed: Me > You.
Somebody's going to have to pick up the slack this week for a preview as my wife will be giving birth to our first child, Cate some time on Friday. As the prophecy foretold: the birth of this child prodigy will be a blessing upon her father, as he will go on to dominate fantasy leagues for a generation.
Oh, and ND fans if you're in this league… lick 'em. Go Blue.
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